Ashlee Simpson was upstaged by a better looking bitch at her wedding. Yes I mean a real bitch, Hemingway the dog. Ashlee and Pete Wentz were married last Saturday where Poor Hemingway was humiliated and dressed for the part of ring bearer.

“She looked like a girl right out of a movie, the groom says about his new bride, 23, who wore an ivory lace Monique Lhuillier gown during the nondenominational Alice in Wonderland themed ceremony officiated by her father, Joe Simpson.”

The black magic roses perfect for this Goth wedding were furnished by Mark’s Garden for scary centerpieces. Later everyone danced to a deejay. Complete with big sis Jessica Simpson who was maid of honor grinding on again off again boyfriendTony Romo. ICK! Please now enough about this stupid wedding!