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Amy Winehouse Stops Traffic…Not in a Sexy Way
By Cara | May 9, 2008
The signer that makes Britney Spears look like Betty Rubble is taking the freak show to the highways of London.
During a traffic jam Amy Winehouse got out of her car, smoked a cigarette, sunbathed her bloated belly, ran around the road and then gave the camera men handys. (Well the handy bit was just a guess by me, but you get the drift.) She ran from car to car asking for a lighter and if anyone had a cigarette she could have.
“At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car. In a troubling sign, the 24-year-old’s arms were covered in fresh scratches and cigarette burns, thought to be the result of self-harming.”
I feel bad staring, being that I haven’t paid for a ticket.
What Others Said:
- The Blemish-“If this lunatic ever gets near my car, I’d roll up my windows, lock my doors and gun it. Much like I do with those homeless people standing on the center divide begging for change, but with a lot more hysterical screaming.”
- Celebrity Smack-“I think I would have sh*t myself if Amy Winehouse knocked on my window. Phooey, London has all the fun.. Who knew traffic jams could be so exciting!”
Topics: Wired WTF, Amy Winehouse, Wired Gossip |
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May 9th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
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