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WTF, Mary Kate Olsen?
April 16, 2008 by Allie
Where does one begin?
Mary-Kate Olsen attended the “New Year’s In April: A Fool’s Fête” at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in New York City on Wednesday and she looked like a fool!
Not only does the dress appear to be a size 22W — making her look like she’s been swallowed whole, but then there’s the issues with the headband.
That headband looks like something Olivia Newton John wore in her “Let’s Get Physical” video.
AND… what’s with that “I’ve just sucked a lemon - Renee Zellweger” thing she’s got going on?
Seriously Mary-Kate, WTF?
source: Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrates New Year’s in April [just jared]
I’d still hit it.
That headband is there specifically for protection against cranial impacts during frantic ‘lovemaking’.
I put lovemaking in inverted commas because it’s not traditional intercourse so much as juicing a lemon.