« Maura Tierney Asks ER Writers to Kill Her | Home | Joe Simpson Selling Ashlee’s Baby »
WTF, Mary Kate Olsen?
By Allie | April 16, 2008
Where does one begin?
Mary-Kate Olsen attended the “New Year’s In April: A Fool’s Fête” at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in New York City on Wednesday and she looked like a fool!
Not only does the dress appear to be a size 22W — making her look like she’s been swallowed whole, but then there’s the issues with the headband.
That headband looks like something Olivia Newton John wore in her “Let’s Get Physical” video.
AND… what’s with that “I’ve just sucked a lemon - Renee Zellweger” thing she’s got going on?
Seriously Mary-Kate, WTF?
source: Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrates New Year’s in April [just jared]
Topics: Mary Kate Olsen, Renee Zellweger, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
BREAKING Wired News...
Pamela Anderson: How I Explained Sex Tape To Kids
----------
Chaz Bono: Gender Is Between Your Ears, Not Between Your Legs
----------
Kourtney's Pregnancy Almost Ripped Apart Kardashians
----------
John Kerry's Daughter Charged with DUI
----------
Comment Policy: By posting a comment, you affirm that you are 13 years of age or older. No hate speech or curse words allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Allie is Wired reserves the right to delete comments by anyone who doesn't follow the rules. Thanks for reading!
One Response to “WTF, Mary Kate Olsen?”
Comments
April 17th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I’d still hit it.
That headband is there specifically for protection against cranial impacts during frantic ‘lovemaking’.
I put lovemaking in inverted commas because it’s not traditional intercourse so much as juicing a lemon.