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Shia LaBeouf Repels Women
By Cara | April 21, 2008
Poor Shia LaBeouf is trying to use his status to garner himself some ladies to woo into submission. However his celebrity resume hasn’t helped him in taking home any ladies.
“One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” Our onlooker snickered that he finally turned to one woman and whined a line that will send any guy home solo: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?”
I can just picture him at the clubs telling women….
“Yeah, I am a total badass. I got arrested at Walgreens for lotering and picked up for smoking outside a gift shop. I spent some hard time in the clink. I was thinking about getting one of those tear drop tattoos.”
Gee Moon-Doggie…. I have no idea why you can’t score with you Indiana Jones pompadour and misdemeanor charges.
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Topics: Celebrity Crotch Shots, Shia LaBeouf, Wired Gossip |
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