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Natalie Portman makes a new friend
By MrsJ | April 23, 2008
You know, I always thought that Natalie Portman was a pretty wooden actress.
And now I know she is. This mangy hound mistook Portman for a tree and decided to mark his territory.
Dog of the Century! Give that dog a bath, a meal and a year’s worth of chuck steak! The Littlest Hobo strikes back against Queen Ammadallawallaba-whatever.
I’m pretty sure that however bad his pee-pee smells, it’s probably more fragrant than the bottled sick in Nat’s bottle.
Source: [Bricks and Stones Gossip - Natalie Portman gets peed on]
Topics: Natalie Portman, Wired Gossip |
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