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Natalie Portman makes a new friend

By MrsJ | April 23, 2008

You know, I always thought that Natalie Portman was a pretty wooden actress.

And now I know she is. This mangy hound mistook Portman for a tree and decided to mark his territory.

Natalie Portman - Makes a Friend

Dog of the Century! Give that dog a bath, a meal and a year’s worth of chuck steak! The Littlest Hobo strikes back against Queen Ammadallawallaba-whatever.

I’m pretty sure that however bad his pee-pee smells, it’s probably more fragrant than the bottled sick in Nat’s bottle.

Source: [Bricks and Stones Gossip - Natalie Portman gets peed on]







Topics: Natalie Portman, Wired Gossip |


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