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Miley Cyrus Memoirs…Ugh
By Karen | April 23, 2008
Miley Cyrus will be an author. Now there is a sentence that shocks me. I don’t know why that is next on the list on her way to conquer the world. Move over Stewie Griffin. Cyrus signed a seven figure book deal with, say it with me, Disney. I wonder if any of the bra and panty pictures will make the cut.
This just makes no sense to me. The girl is 15 years old what does she have to write about? This will be the shortest memory book ever. The book just happens to come out the same time as her Hannah Montana movie, how about that.
“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me. I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together, and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”
I wish my parents had got it together and sold me to Disney. Then I could be sitting on a pile of money too. Now I am on the look out for a semi-talented kid to pimp out. Hey it worked for Billy Ray Cyrus and Britney Spears parents!
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Topics: Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Wired Gossip, Wired Movies, Wired Television |
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5 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Memoirs…Ugh”
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April 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 am
[...] Isn’t there something just really odd about a 15 year-old girl writing her memoirs ? [...]
April 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
i don’t think it is her fault
April 28th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
she should do it to please herslef not someone else
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Who here saw Iron Man. It was just plain awesome. Make sure to stay till the end of the credits.
May 4th, 2008 at 3:40 am
its her life let her do ehat she wants do with is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=@