Heidi Montag went on MTV’s TRL to promote her crappy clothes line, and attempted to freestyle a little rap.

Here’s how it went, which rapper Nelly gave an “A” for effort:

Yo, yo
I got Heidiwood
I’m wearing it all day
I like it, so what do you got to say
You got apple bottoms, what
You know what’s going up
Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing
You know what I like to say
Everyday, I’m in New York
It’s all good this way

The video quality sucks — but not as much as she does. It’s a good laugh.