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Benji Madden Writes Paris Hilton a Love Song…Subsequently I Vomit

4/30/2008 by

Slutosaurus

Paris Hilton has been paying has been dating Benji Madden for 2 blissful, and hopefully breakout free, months. To celebrate the momentous occasion, Benji wrote slutosaurus a song.

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“Shine Your Light” Really? Are you sure it wasn’t “I Love You….and Your Crabs” ?????

What Others Said:

  • Hollywood Backwash- “We wonder what Benji thinks of Paris using his special, intimate gift to her as PR for the Hilton machine. There’s a lot of vanity in those size 11 feet, kids.”
  • Webster is My Bitch- “It’s probably nicer than the love song I wrote for Paris that goes, “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hope you die, you worthless skank.”

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Topics: Benji Madden, Celebrity Couples, Paris Hilton, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF
 


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