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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

3/03/2008 by

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue their fauxmance.

Rhys & Jake

Could these two be the world’s most boring couple?  I imagine that the only exciting thing they talk about is cheese.  Cheese on its own.  Cheese with crackers.  Cheese on toast.  Cheese with wine.  I’m bored just talking about their boring conversations.Ryan Phillipe, you didn’t dodge the bullet, but you sure as heck escaped eternal boredom. Be thankful.  Be very thankful.

Short Ribs

 Source: [Dlisted - Two Steps Behind]

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