Remember Ryan Cabrera? He is one of the leftovers from Ashlee Simpson’s past. She and the “On the Way Down” singer boinked during her “Autobiography” reality tv stint. This was pre-nose job. Now the one hit wonder is attracting fans like Miley Cyrus. The tween queen revealed that she is setting her sights on Ryan.

“Ryan Cabrera is really cute,” the Hannah Montana star told Us Weekly, adding that her famous father, Billy Ray Cyrus, would approve of the singer as her beau: “He’s a friend of my dad’s!”

It is only a matter of time before the net is swimming with nude pictures of Miley Cyrus after they are mysteriously leaked from a cell phone. These tramps-in-training need to be schooled on the magic of Polaroid.

[Fashion I.E.]