If you are among the Hollywood elite you must immediately get knocked up. You are only cool if you are pregnant and naming the child after a fruit, model or anything that sounds like car part.

Not wanting to be left out, Minnie Driver confirmed her pregnancy on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” She couldn’t hide her bulging stomach during her appearance despite her empire waist dress. Jay, not exactly an idiot, noticed the bulge and asked if she “put on some weight.” Driver was rather breezy about the situation.

“Are you calling me fat? You’ve noticed my tummy, haven’t you?” Driver asked.

“Are you pregnant?” Leno asked.

“Yes, I am,” the actress said.

No word on who the baby daddy is. Rumors have sparked that she hasn’t even told said papa to be.

Quick alert the church elders. Slut.

[People]