Mariah, who saved the day replacing Janet Jackson on ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend, revealed she needs to have a number of trainers to ensure she arrives everywhere on time and on schedule.

The online gossip sites attacked Carey over the weekend calling “Migrate,” her collaboration with rapper T-Pain, “disappointing.” So Mims fought back during a radio chat with Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest, revealing “I’m kinda tired of it (criticism).”

She said:

“It’s a dichotomy (nice word does she know what it means?) I understand that people think I’m a ditzy moron. But I’m more like a prude! I’m Mary Poppins. I’m what the buttoned-up girls are supposed to be.”

Mariah Carey has revealed that she is as prudish as Mary Poppins. Her ‘Touch My Body” song and hot videos not with standing…when was Mary Poppins in strippers shoes and hot pants? Mini-skirted maven Mariah also says she’s never had a one-night stand and considers herself a “freakin’ prude.”

As for her past honeys like, oh, Derek Jeter and Eminem (not to mention ex Tommy Mottola) is she playing dumb? I guess that is her strongest attribute.

[Daily Blabber]