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Katie Holmes Collapses
By Karen | March 26, 2008
Katie Holmes was spotted at LA’s Joan’s on Third restaurant recently looking skinny and sick. What happened”to the trendy haircut and cute baby? Katie is finally having the melt down from having to deal with space cadet Tom Cruise.
“Katie doesn’t get enough sleep — and hasn’t for months now,” says one insider. “She’s tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can’t compete.”
Tom beaming off to never land with his “pals” and leaving poor Katie at the mercy of her handlers is probably not helping. Katie has been having dizzy spells and severe headaches. It must be all that interspace travel, always leaves me queasy too.
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Wired Gossip |
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March 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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March 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Get out the cast-iron skillet wedding present and ka-bong him on the noggin at 11:OO o’clock.. throw a blanket over him and go to bed. Repeat if necessary, problem solved.