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Jessica Simpson goes pantless

See, now this is the problem with starlets. They insist on strutting about without pants and then feign shock and surprise when they find themselves up the duff.

Case in point: Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson without pants

It’s bad enough that J-Simp is having dinner with the tedious Eva Longoria. She’s also going sans trousers. You watch. There will be a pregnancy announcement by Thanksgiving.

Hey, Jess? If you really don’t want people to see your clacker, wear some goddamn pants. It works for the rest of the population.

Source: [I don't like you in that way - Jessica Simpson is hiding something]

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pamela anderson | December 25th, 2008

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