See, now this is the problem with starlets. They insist on strutting about without pants and then feign shock and surprise when they find themselves up the duff.

Case in point: Jessica Simpson.

It’s bad enough that J-Simp is having dinner with the tedious Eva Longoria. She’s also going sans trousers. You watch. There will be a pregnancy announcement by Thanksgiving.

Hey, Jess? If you really don’t want people to see your clacker, wear some goddamn pants. It works for the rest of the population.

Source: [I don't like you in that way - Jessica Simpson is hiding something]