The first thing I thought when I saw Jessica Alba was attending Baron Davis‘ birthday party was ‘What?! Greasy Bear! I don’t think his fumes are good for the baby’.

But then I realise, it’s ok, she’s at Baron’s party, not Brandon’s. I don’t know who Baron Davis is, but he’s not the Greasy Bear and his name sounds kinda cool so it’s ok.

The second thing I thought was ‘Oh My Lord! Alba’s cracking a smile. Is the world about to end? Because, if it is, there are some things I want to do first. Like date Edward Norton and eat pizza for a week straight. And drink Coke all the time, instead of water’.

But, maybe she’s just happy. It hasn’t happened for a while so the odds are definitely on her side.

I’m happy too because her boobs are about to pop out of that ill-fitting frock. And I like me some errant, unintended, boobage popping out action.

Source: [Dlisted - Breaking! MiserAlba Smiles!]