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Heather Mills rakes it in
By MrsJ | March 19, 2008
Heather Mills is proof that a fool can be separated from his money.
After just four years of marriage to pop icon, Paul McCartney, in which time she bore him a child and he just plain bored us to frustrated tears, she’s been rewarded a staggering $50million.
I always thought Heather wouldn’t even be able to kick her own ass in a one legged ass kicking competition, but she certainly knocked the wind out of McCartney. I don’t think even Yoko was this good. Yoko will be sharpening up her knives, you watch.
In other, less pleasant news, the rest of the world won’t be compensated for having to listen to Paul McCartney’s songs. Although if we married him……
Topics: Heather Mills, Wired Gossip |
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March 20th, 2008 at 9:24 am
On Heather Mills, I note that Hillary Clinton displays such astute judgement!