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Paris Hilton Discovers New a Country!
By Cara | March 24, 2008
Just when you thought we had gotten rid of Paris Hilton for awhile, Africa realizes she is a further health hazard and sends her infestation back where it came from when asked about her trip she had this to say.
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
I am sure that sentence was followed with something like….“I couldn’t find where all the white people were hiding. Maybe they were all at McDonalds or something.” Obviously that hat isn’t an effort to cover her giant brain.
What others Said:
- D-Listed: “I expect nothing less from this jizz-for-brains slag! I’m surprised the dumb bitch didn’t say, “I’ve always wanted to visit Africa ever since I saw The Lion King.”
[The Sun]
Topics: Paris Hilton, Wired Gossip, Wired WTF |
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March 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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March 24th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
That hat is kinda fly though. Her creepingly stroking an African baby really isn’t.