Rosie O’Donnell has quit drinking and being a lesbian..just kidding about the lesbian thing, but they really go hand in hand don’t they? Haha, I kid I kid. The talk show host turned most annoying person in Hollywood posted this message on her blog announcing her newly found sobriety:

cause i was drinking too much
cause i didnt want to anymore
cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking
cause i can never have only one

Rosie quit drinking to lose weight? Her blog should’ve read:

cause i was eating too much
cause i didnt want to anymore
cause it is hard to lose weight wen eating
cause i can never have only one twinkie

Source: Rosie O’Donnell Quits Drinking [Mollygood]