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Oscar Showdown-Jennifer Aniston is Afraid of Angelina Jolie
By Cara | February 14, 2008
The two Hollywood equivalents to Germany and Poland are set to collide at the Pre-Oscars party. Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are both booked for the awards show and charity even the night before. Jen is allegedly scared witless and is trimming her time at the event down as much as possible to eliminate the chance of running into her former hubby and his Kool-Aid on the side.
Whether or not Brad will be there or at home sitting with the chitlins’ is not yet determined. He will probably wait until the last minute to decide if has enough balls to go.
If I were Jennifer I would live it up and stop with the pity factor. I would stride up to them all by myself and confidently say…”Brad ! Ang! How is going? I have been meaning to congratulate you are getting knocked up. I have just been so busy. Last week I went to London and had a hell of time. I went out to the beach and picked myself up an Irishmen. His name is Colin and he an double knot a cherry stem with his tongue Yeah, since then I have been sleeping until noon trying to catch up on some rest. By the way Brad, I think it is great you are going natural with those grey sideburns. It takes real gumption to put that out there. Isn’t stress a cause of premature graying and hairless? Well, I am going to go grab myself a martini, Would you like me to get you something? Oh, wait! Silly me you are pregnant and can’t indulge in a little drinky-poo. Sorry! Listen I will catch you two later, I don’t want to keep Colin waiting. Ciao!
Topics: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Couples, Jennifer Aniston, Wired Gossip |
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February 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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February 15th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Mmm, I don’t know. If my ex was now dating an emaciated hag with zombie hands, I’d be pretty keen to stay away.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 am
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March 5th, 2008 at 3:07 am
jen is nothing but a pathetic loser!!