The glamazon that is Naomi Campbell is being hospitalized for a mystery infection. She is currently hunkered down in Sao Paulo, Brazil with an infection expert taking care of the cell phone chucking model.

British supermodel Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Sao Paulo, where she is being treated by one of Brazil’s top infection specialists and a gynecologist, the hospital’s press office said on Tuesday.

Oh my God! What crawled up her noonie and died? Her rep told TMZ it was a cyst that was causing the model issues. However, new reports claim that she is also seeing an insectologist for issues involving parasites. (Insectologist? Is that even a legit profession?)

“She was admitted to hospital last night to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank the doctors who have kindly looked after her.”

I am guessing it was a penis fish. You know those grotesque little creatures that swim up your urine stream and attach themselves to your organs. I saw it on Grey’s Anatomy. So that practically makes me doctor. But either way….I read that and threw up a little.

What Others Said:

• Hollywood Life- “Who needs to be under the care of an “insectologist” AND a gynecologist unless you’re Paris Hilton?

[Fox News]