Sweet mother of Gucci. Before Xenu was a glimmer in Tom Cruise’s eye, he was bedding Cher. Scary but true according to Cher.

During an interview with Good Morning America today she confirmed that she has bouts of depression and a secret 80s lover.The former wide of Sonny Bono admitted to dating Tom Cruise. There is 16 year age gap between the two. To add a little more Mrs. Robinson feeling to the mix, Cher spoke of him like a grandmother talking about the box boy at her local Kroger.

“(He was) just the most adorable man you can imagine”.

Isn’t Cher like a deity to the stereotypical homosexual community? So this would be like Tom climbed the mountain on some pilgrimage and knocked boots with the gay version of Gandhi.

What Others Had to Say:

• LA Rag Mag- “This headline was shocking until we thought …..well….she is a fruit fly!”
• Hollywood Offender- “I bet he had her put on one of her giant wigs and singing a cover of “It’s Raining Men,” while he danced around in leather chaps and a vest. What? I mean because he appreciates good music.”

[Daily Mail]