Urgggh, it’s been a horrible day.

Heath Ledger wasn’t just an actor. He was an Aussie. As am I and, I can tell you without exaggeration, we really feel it when it’s one of our own. Sure, we ride kangaroos to work, and, as many of you keep on reminding the lovely Allie, we can’t spell for sh*it (we English speak what good), but that news is a real kick in the teeth.

So, amidst the sadness, let’s take a moment to laugh at Mariah Carey‘s crazy ass.

Who’s she trying to fool. Mariah doesn’t read. She has some poor little kid from a South American country to do that for her. Heck, where is the little paia that normally holds the champagne glass. He’s so going back to his original country in a crate.

Thanks Mimi. I needed that laugh. You’re so crazy. Don’t ever change. Reading. As if!

Source: [Dlisted - Who's that body]