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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | January 9, 2008
I’m in two minds about categorizing Chyna, pictured here at the Dance War launch party, as offal.
On one hand, this is offal. Chyna is too masculine to be frocking up in dainty halter necks. And, I’m sorry, but those thin straps cannot contain those manly melons. $10 says we get booby shots by 11pm.
On the other hand, girlfriend could kick my ass and would probably cut me, just to serve as a warning to other smart mouths. That neck alone would crush me.
We at The Meat Scale, are brave and fearless. We call it like we see it. And, so, this is offal. And, now, I’m going to run away and not emerge from my well-secluded hideaway for five years.
Source: [Dlisted - Dance of the Hours]
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January 9th, 2008 at 5:13 am
The leap from “offal” to “hamburger” frightens me a little. That said, she is an ogre.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
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