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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

By MrsJ | January 7, 2008

Kudos to Jennifer Garner for daring to emerge in public sans makeup and styling. That takes courage and a pretty good self-image.

Jennifer Garner - Cyrano Finale

But enough of the compliments. Can we talk about the mane? Girlfriend is already fighting the horsey-ness. Those Flicker bangs are definitely not helping.

Jennifer, it’s time to call up Tom Cruise and get him to lend you one of his many Flowbies. Trust me, it’s the only way to quickly, and without mess, trim those bangs. Don’t worry, Tom has thousands. He won’t miss one.

tbone

Source: [Splash News Online - Cast Members Arrive for the Final Cyrano]

Topics: Jennifer Garner, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |


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One Response to “‘Wired Meat Scale Report’”

  1. celebfan36 Says:
    January 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    I think she looks great. :)

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