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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’`

By MrsJ | January 4, 2008

Oh, see, now this is the kind of image that makes my life so easy.

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But I’ll throw it to the class to decide. Is Paris Hilton:

a) helpfully advising people where to smack her in the face (my personal favourite);

b) pointing to a crab who has strayed far away from the crab palace;

c) telling us where we should hit her (can you tell that’s my favourite); or

d) all of the above.

Seriously, people like Paris shouldn’t give people like me, who hate her, ideas about how and where to take her down. It makes it all too easy.

Offal

Source: [Splash News Online - Caption Paris Hilton]

Topics: Paris Hilton, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |


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One Response to “‘Wired Meat Scale Report’`”

  1. Jebbica Says:
    January 4th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I think she’s saying, “Someone please shoot me!”

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