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Victoria Beckham is Smug and Rivals the Power of She-Ra
By Cara | January 3, 2008
Oh yes, they are smiling with their eyes. You just know David is thinking about rolling around in silk sheets while Victoria is thinking happy thoughts about feasting edamame and Diet Coke. Their his and hers perfumes brought to shelves by cosmetics giant Coty goes for about $40 for a 30 ml bottle. She released the poo-fu juice despite bashing other celebs for cranking out cologne and clothing lines.
Aside from being hypocritical she is also beyond a diva. She has made a list of “enemies” that are banned from seeing the Spice Girls live. Who does she think she is? Some sort of Princess of Power? Jordan and her husband Peter Andre, Lily Allen, Sophie Ellis Bextor, TV star Denise Van Outen and Graham Norton are to taken out back and beaten with knockoff Armani if they try to get into a Spice Girls show.
What? Is she in the mafia? Will they be executed by way of Victoria’s Uncle Paulie if they want to enjoy some vintage zig-a-zig-ah!? I guess this means I am off the guest list too. Damn!
Topics: Celebrity Couples, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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January 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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January 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I admit I have been a bit obsessed about Victoria lately and felt the same as you, but if you look back on her childhood and upbringing, you gotta give the gal a bit of a break. Maybe the people on the enemy list are the ones who threw stones at her in school. I can’t help but think “good for her” and ha ha to all of those mean girls. BTW - you have a fabulous blog and I am glad I found it!