Drunky broke down at LAX over the holidays thanks to three mystery people. Paula was hysterical and screaming into her phone after having convulsions.

“She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

We love a little bat shit crazy around here. Remember when she was drunk on that interview? Classic. I surprised she didn’t invite the Fox News Anchors to go grab some French Toast at IHOP. Without Britney and Paula life would be dull. I just wish I could have been there to take pictures as her head starting spinning and she vomited pea soup.

[Radar]