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Miley Cyrus – Hanna Montana Dissected

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You see there’s this Disney show called Hannah Montana. It stars Miley Cyrus but she’s PLAYING a girl named Miley Stewart who’s living a double life as a normal teenager and a pop singer named Hannah Montana.

Miley Stewart is brunette but Hannah Montana wears a blonde wig to conceal her identity. And her real dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, plays her father on the show.

Also, in real life Miley Cyrus actually DOES go on tour and in her performances she plays both Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. Not certain what the point of this is.

So we thought we’d finally wrapped our heads around the Miley Cyrus/Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana multiple personalities. Mileys = brunette, Hannah = blonde.

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However, now Miley Cyrus has gone and dyed her hair black, further confusing the situation.

Did she dye her hair black so that she looks more like a Jonas Brother?

source: [disney]

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mama | January 8th, 2008

wow her teeths

Alexxx | January 9th, 2008

Cool

vara | January 9th, 2008

she looks REALLY bad with black hair, and i’ve noticed shes trying to do this whole rocker girl look, well let me tell you somthing miley, YOU CAN’T PULL IT OFF, SO STOP TRYING.

megan | January 14th, 2008

hannah i love you i am doing a spech on you i wach all your shows all the time!!!!

From megan rielly tietz

em | January 28th, 2008

miley is the biggest f*****g idiot on the face of the earth. hollywood is so bad 4 her she and her hillbilly family should move back 2 tennessee or wherever the hell she came from. f**k her

shamee | February 1st, 2008

who said, who said she can’t sing pop and rock. she can pull off the look in her sleep, and so does she look good with black hair or any color for that matter. and miley ain’t no idiot either nor is she a f*****g one

nathalie cruz | February 1st, 2008

hi want to be firends yes o no i wish i get to met you.i always whatch your show and my room is everything about you nad my birthday too.

nathalie cruz | February 1st, 2008

hi want to be firends yes o no i wish i get to met you.i always whatch your show and my room is everything about you and my birthday too.write me back ok

brittney | February 9th, 2008

i hate hannah montana cuz she is a poser n should not sing or dance! cuz she is fat n has bad style and needs to stop trying to be like other people n be ur self!! so just go to hell u f*****g want to be b***h so go f**k ur self!!!!!!!:) :D

karly | February 9th, 2008

hanna montana is a f*****g slut she thinks she is beter than anybody els!she needs to get a life so thats right hanna sluttana kiss my ASS B***h:D

FrOm_Hawaii_101 | April 30th, 2008

like wat is up with her cause like she is soo ugly anyway she is making it worse for herself cause like noone likes her any more she is like a pile of poop now that people walk over cause she sucks too bad for her she was doin pretty good earlier o welz 4 her.

Why Miley??????? | May 19th, 2008

20 Reasons to hate Hannah Montana.

1) She’s an idiot.
2) She’s a horrible singer.
3) She lied to her father about going to college.
4) She auditioned who knows how many times to get the role of hannah montana.
5) She thinks she’s all that.
6) On YouTube they made a parody of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
7) She is a bad role model.
8) She invite’s celebrities on her Miley&Mandy show to make her look cool.
9) She poses for bad pictures in Vanity Fair magazine.
10) She said she had no dudes in her life, and currently that’s a lie.
11) She dresses so un-modest in public.
12) She’s so full of herself.
13) She’s only famous because of her dad.
14) The only fans she has are 6 & 7 year olds, get a life.
15) There are so many other people that are better than her, and yet she gets all the fame and publicity.
16) She’s so loud and annoying.
17) Her accent is so fake.
18) Her music is getting worse and worse as we speak.
19) And if you looked up the word annoying in the dictionary, her name would pop-up.
20) She obviously never thought of what this could do to her reputation.

Well there you have it, 20 reasons to hate Hannah Montana.

With the pictures she took, with the publicity she stole, it all comes down to this…

All these sad little children, boys and girls, they had a role model, and she just tears them apart like that, its horrible to think of it.

lovaa103 | August 31st, 2008

btw guyz she died her black cuz wen she broke up with nick jonas he wanted her to do highlights so wen they broke up she died her hair black then she didnt like it and died back to the way it was long time ago

Callie | September 24th, 2008

I hate Miley, she is going to be just another hollywood train wreck. All this fame is getting to her head.

mgkprw | October 4th, 2008

i have a question 2 ask
first of all,miley is supposed 2 be more popular then selena.right?????
but then why didnt she have a box office yet.
recal “another cinderella story”……
the star was selena not miley.
so why is that????
for what i see in the movie, selena was quite good at acting.could that be the problem…
anyway, i like the both of them.
so cute and lovely.
ps: dont hate me 4 this….

alice | October 5th, 2008

i don’t think ya’ll should judge her you witches

angle | October 5th, 2008

she’s awsome,i love her,she’s a great singer she loves god,i know she did some bad things but in the bible it tells us to forgive everyone and i forgive miley for what she did and ya’ll should too.i don’t like anyone putting down miley so aliceiswired i don’t like you and you’re webcast is stupid and bad,lol!!

yasmin | November 4th, 2008

hey girl love your room i wish i had it girl.

grace | November 8th, 2008

i love you love grace 414 faterswolk miley

Anonymous | December 10th, 2008

She looks so cute

Liv :S | April 30th, 2009

Guys take a chill pill.. Wat is rong with u all? she is just a girl, who hit it big. she is no different from you all, except she probably doesnt talk about people the way you do.. how could you say that to someone? i dont like her but i still would never say any of that ^ get a life guys.

??? | August 16th, 2009

exactly this is stupid so what if she did all that crap i met her and she was a sweet girl unlike yall it seems yall drank summ haterade leave her alone tlking bout sumone will only make things worse just forgive and forget.. i used to tlk s**t when i was smaller but once i got older i grew up so just back off!!!