The world continues to mourn the loss of Mr. Ledger. Every detail of his tormented last days alive has become public knowledge. So in spirit of leaving this poor man alone, let us poke at the crazy making of Britney Spears instead. She took a break from tempting small children into her car with candy to bestow upon the world another deep thought from the mind that once brought us “Ooops I Did it Again.”

In the twisted and mojito fueled mind of Britney, Heath still walks among us. At a Rite-Aid pitstop she spat out poetic thoughts in her weird British accent. Sounding like a bayou version of Eliza Doolittle she said that Ledger is still around. (I must also mention her pants were partially unzipped while she spoke of the departed.)

“He’s still here. Oh, yes. No one ever really dies. No one.”

How very M. Night Shyamalan of her. She almost had a haiku there. Although I highly doubt as to whether or not she has any idea what that is. I am sure if I mentioned it her first response would be…“so I snort that right?”

[Us Magazine]

UPDATE (allie): To top it off, she introduced yet another new accent, this time Asian. The girl has just become international.