I would too if I were the indentured servant to the queen of snobbery. I would probably weigh 3,000 lbs due to the constant side effect of munchies.

Star Magazine and their sources report that Brad is hitting a midlife crisis thanks to the demands of Angie. He “sneaks cigs” and drinks whenever the opportunity avails. The source furthers the story by telling a tale of Brad and Steve-O smoking some weed.

A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

I bet Snoop was lurking around the corner with Mischa Barton giggling about the word toupee and eating waffles.

[Star Mag, Print Edition January 14]