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Avril Lavigne’s Pissed off Canada, Simultaneously Pimps Fragrance
By Cara | January 30, 2008
I now have a little bit more respect for Canada. An article in the Globe and Mail ripped apart the “Pride of Napanee.” Her annoying habit of being smug mixed with a combination of immaturity and love of spitting has pissed off some of her fellow Canadians.
“If one thing gets Lavigne angry - there’s no spitting, mind you - it’s having to, like, pose for those pesky photographers. In one early scene, she’s obliged to appear briefly on a stage next to some award and be photographed. As she makes clear, it’s supposed to be only for a minute but those photographers want her to do it for, like, three minutes. This is unbearable. One minute is enough. Why? Well, as Lavigne explains, it’s the physical pain of smiling for the cameras: “My mouth hurts and this feels weird.” Maybe that’s why she sometimes spits at photographers - her mouth just hurts so, from the smiling! Lavigne’s mom is along for the ride and is often seen smiling benignly at her self-absorbed, inarticulate, incredibly rich brat of a daughter.”
I think that the world will also cringe to hear that Lavigne is indulging us with some perfumery and bath products. Lotions, bath milks and even after shave will all have the scent of Avril. It was her New Years Resolution to bestow upon us a line of clothing as well as “to do lots of stuff.”
Thank the heavens for the freedom of speech. After that rant I want to find the writer of the article and shake his hand. Maybe buy him something special. Something that I could afford…like a really nice pen.
Topics: Avril Lavigne, Celebrity Couples, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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February 1st, 2008 at 10:58 am
And …
Avril Lavigne had the biggest digital single in 2007, selling 7.3 million copies of Girlfriend on the internet and mobile networks, which the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry (IFPI) said would become increasingly popular as a distribution medium this year.
Wouldn’t it be enough reason for people getting jealous of this GREAT ARTIST?
March 14th, 2008 at 6:31 am
yEhAaAaAAaHhHh ***!!!!
ShE Is mY FaVoRiTe sInGeR¡¡¡¡
i lOvE u
(L)
Ok sIEmPrE e eSpERAdO qUe vEnGaS aKi aq pUeBlA
JEjEJe
cReO QuE Ia As vEnIdO
PrO En fIn qUe nOs vIsI
March 14th, 2008 at 6:32 am
yEhAaAaAAaHhHh ***!!!!
ShE Is mY FaVoRiTe sInGeR¡¡¡¡
i lOvE u
(L)
Ok sIEmPrE e eSpERAdO qUe vEnGaS aKi aq pUeBlA
JEjEJe
cReO QuE Ia As vEnIdO
PrO En fIn qUe nOs vIsITe mAs sEgUiDo
JejE
bUeNo sHiAOOoO
Tc AvRiL lAvIgNe
JeJe
:p
April 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
that was not not not not not cool.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I really love avril lavigne and i think some people might just be jealous of her.At least i think she is a lot better than Britney Spears now she pissies me off anyway people who do not like avrillavigne don’t listen to her music or just lay off.