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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | December 28, 2007
Oh, look, Portia De Rossi is holding hands with some homeless dude. Oh, wait. That’s just Ellen.
I kid! I kid!
For me, watching the Ellen DeGeneres Show is a totally guilty pleasure. It’s like talking with an old girlfriend. Who dances. Super Fun.
This, though, is not so super. I know it’s cold enough that old drunk man snout is almost inevitable, but Portia seems to fighting the bulbous red nose. Sure, Ellen’s got about twenty years on her, but still. And I can see that menopausal fuzz and Adam’s apple from here.
No wonder Portia doesn’t seem too excited. Sure, girlfriend can dance but she clearly can’t shave.
Source: [A Socialite Life - Ellen DeGeneres still popular despite picket crossing and that whole dog thing]
Topics: Ellen DeGeneres, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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