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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’

By MrsJ | December 18, 2007

Brooke Hogan is a very handsome woman.

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Brooke and her oompa loompa trainer were jogging in Miami when they stopped off at Starbucks. Uh, hello? Have you two seen Britney Spears lately? Starbucks = fat butts. Anyhoo, when the paps spotted them, rather than just running away, Brooke called for a minder to come and pick her up. You don’t burn much frapp calories sitting on your ass in your limo, Brooke!

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Source: [Mavrix Online - Run Brooke, Run!]

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One Response to “‘Wired Meat Scale Report’”

  1. Hulkster's Number One Fan Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    I’m Hulk’s number one fan, and this post is unfair to Brooke. I saw some amazing unretouched photos of her on http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com and her ass is amazing. Her boobs are perky, her thighs are tight, and she looks great in the pics. Check ‘em out and tell me I’m wrong.

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