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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | December 13, 2007
I always find it hard to tell if Kelly Clarkson is just a little portly, or if she is just one of those people who insists they are a size 10 when they’re clearly not.
Either way, this looks like toothpaste that escaped from the tube but has been forced back in against its will. The Salvation Army wouldn’t give this little sausage a meal. She’s got reserves and, from what my Boston residing brother tells me, a fat reserve is nature’s thermal underwear.
Source: [The Skinny Website - Is Kelly Clarkson Gaining Again?]
Topics: Kelly Clarkson, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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