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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | December 11, 2007
I have to be honest. Leonardo DiCaprio has never been that hot to me. Even in Titanic, poor Kate Winslet looked like some chunky English dairy maid when paired with the little rodent. But, in recent years, I have softened towards Leo, even if he is about two feet too short.
But this? He looks like one of the hillbillies from Deliverance, albeit with teeth. Can’t you just hear the duelling banjos right about now? As for the hair, it seems like he couldn’t quite decide whether to slick it back or leave it messy. So he’s opted for a hybrid version that just looks like a six year old styled it.
And yet, still very hot. I wouldn’t say no. Would you?
Topics: Leonardo DiCaprio, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip, Wired Movies |
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December 11th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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