Before the days of Brad and babies, Billy Bob and blood vials, or Jonny Lee and bloody tees, there was just Angela and Viril. The year was 1993, and Angelina Jolie popped up in a short by Steven Shainberg, the man who would later direct the saucy Secretary, and last year’s Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus. It’s a simple, black and white short — Angela sits on a bed in the lotus position, meditating, while Viril types rhythmically the numbers 1-1,000 on an old typewriter. That is, until he gets trapped by a strange feeling.

But this wasn’t the only time that Viril found himself at the service of his woman’s whims. The film was later followed by Alice and Viril, also starring Jolie. This time around, the film is in candy-color, and Viril meets Alice at a convention for lawn products. She asks him to hold his head underwater for 3 minutes. He does so in fishtank — once again suffering as Jolie lounges.

Here’s one more goodie, to break the Christmas carol monotony — Angelina in Meatloaf’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Dreams Come Through. Enjoy!