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Joan Van Ark… WTF?
By Allie | December 3, 2007
Joan Van Ark showed up at a “Love Letters” last night in Los Angeles and frankly, she’s scaring me to death! I remember her in her Knotts Landing days, she looked nothing like this!
I dunno… maybe it’s the eyebrow pencil also being used as the eyeliner?
source: OUCH. [dlisted]
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5 Responses to “Joan Van Ark… WTF?”
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December 3rd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
This is what happens when you have too much plastic surgery… it takes its toll over the year (and you go from being a beautiful woman to looking like this). Unfortunately, all she can do is head back to the plastic surgeon to take care of the lower portion of her face (the forehead has been Botoxed to death). Good Luck Joan.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:38 am
I agree about too much plastic surgery for sure.
I think though with a lighter, less harsh eyebrow color….some totally different eyeliner and eyeshadow that would enhance her eyes….and
DEFINATELY some lip color…not red…maybe a soft pink…she might look at least “ok” and not so frightening.
Omg though…what was she thinking to go out like that? Why didn’t her friend/husband/child/the maid do her the kindness of saying….hey….ah….NO.
It makes me sad what some of these ladies have come to. I just saw her recently on a press cool movie she did for Lifetime.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:39 am
oops….last line there should be “pretty” not “press”…
December 4th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Oh la la!
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December 4th, 2007 at 11:39 am
I loved Knots Landing and the entire cast. Most of the ladies have overdone it with the plastic surgery. I think Joan’s mouth area just needs some kind of makeup to hide the discoloration or whatever is going on. The eyemakup is freaky - I wonder if these are similar colors she used back in the day when she had the enviable California tan. She’s still beautiful to me - I just like her too much.