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Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant
By Cara | December 27, 2007
And Elvis lives in my basement with Bigfoot and has tea parties with President Bush. I think this might be one of those things were the National Enquirer takes a guess and hopes for the best. But, you never know. I wouldn’t be surprised what with Hollywood going ga-ga for babies. (Yes, I know. Terrible pun, but it’s a Thursday people.)
Jamie Lynn, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry will have to move over. The celebrity nursery is making room for another poop machine. Jason Lewis, current boyfriend of Aniston, has reportedly impregnated Jen. She wore a rather unflattering silk coral dress that gave the revealing baby bump appearance. The photo landed the cover of the National Enquierer and sent baby rumors flying. In another bump photo, she is dressed in charcoal black and opting for a strange maternal look. Jason’s mama also flew in from Missouri to meet Jennifer and spend the holidays with them.
This sends up flags for me. Jennifer had originally planned to spend Christmas with Brad Pitt’s relatives. Then she was rumored to have let Vince Vaughn back into her life. Of course this was circumstantial as it came from “inside sources.” That could pretty much translate to a theory the mail man had.
What Others Have Said:
- Dlisted- “Naw, it’s probably Casey Aldridge’s baby….or KFed……or an executive from Nickelodeon…or Lil’ Romeo. Shit, I’m getting my knocked up chicks confused.”
- Holy Candy- “Regardless, with this rash of Hollywood pregnancies, I’m beginning to wonder if there’s something in the water out here! Thank goodness my liquid nourishment comes from a Mondavi bottle, rather than a spigot.”
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Halle Berry, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, Wired Gossip |
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