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First Sign of the New Year Apocalypse, Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline Hook-up
By Cara | December 31, 2007
Start buying enough Evian to last you through the next Y2K. I am pretty sure the Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hook up is first warning of the devastation to come.
Paris and Federline partied two nights in row together while they were in Vegas. The two are being paid to host separate parties for the New Year. Kevin will be spreading more of his seed at Tangerine while Paris will be spreading more of her syphilis at LAX.
Their liaisons, that no doubt involved enough Red Bull and packs of Newports to supply a small village, began Saturday night when they “bumped into each other” at LAX. They then retired to Hilton’s hotel room after spending a few hours at the club. Federline and Paris then met up at Pure the following night and had a celebratory shot of tequila before becoming board and scouting new hoods to ride home.
Ugh God. I bet these two just created a new strand of an incurable STD. I am praying they double bagged it. This guy could start an army of tater-tots to rival Brangelina. Of course it is only a matter of time before they join the ranks of the celebrity children to be future Maury Povich guests.
Here is what others had to say:
- Dlisted- “Parasite and KFed are totally going to get married. I can smell it. She will be SPF and JJ’s stepskank!”
- Holy Candy- “While Paris gazes admiringly at K-Fed’s faux-hawk, Kevin looks like he just swallowed one of Paris’ crabs. Sex-ay.”
[People]
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton, Wired Gossip |
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