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David Beckham’s Penis Size Questioned
By Cara | December 17, 2007
The Emporio Armani ad that features David Beckham’s crotch on display has raised a few eyebrows. The shots are….intriguing and show a rather considerable bulge. Digital enhancement and airbrushing are a celeb’s best friend. Rumors started to spread that David had a little help from the digital penis enhancement fairy after he sported the bulge below.
Victoria Beckham comes to the defense of her man’s manhood. She assures us that the underwear campaign for Armani is all David.
“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
An exhaust pipe? That is what I will now think of every time I see David. This gives new meaning to tighty-whiteys. Normally the thought of briefs on man also conjures images of some hefty guy sitting on a bean bag eating Doritos in a frat house. I love when my perception is altered in a positive manner.
Topics: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Crotch Shots, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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9 Responses to “David Beckham’s Penis Size Questioned”
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December 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
[...] David Beckham’s penis size questioned [...]
March 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I am david beckham and my nodder is a little fella
March 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Ok, first of all, the package area houses both the balls and peen. in situations like this one, you have to ask yourself; ” How much of this bulge is peen?”. if you take a closer look, its easy to see that not a whole lot. its mostly just balls.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:34 am
thats just balls. I have no doubt that he has a large penis, just this is NOT enhanced
December 10th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
i like his,yummyy
January 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
you can look and tell its been edited
January 30th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
all he did was play with it a bit, make it bigger, then… snap, there’s the picture, balls aren’t that big either… and what wife would not say her man is huge.. especially a celebrity… that’s a good bitch
June 7th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
First of all its not all that big. Second of all, its pretty much all just balls, I have a friend, no lie, he’s got the biggest balls youll ever see, therefore hes got a huge bulk, you can tell even if hes standing up, and thats just it, that you have a big bulk doesnt mean you have a big one, its mostly just balls.
July 1st, 2009 at 7:11 am
You can see that the bottom bit is mostly balls. His penis goes up to his right, towards the top of his leg. I’m sure david has a large penis, but a lot of this IS just balls.