The Emporio Armani ad that features David Beckham’s crotch on display has raised a few eyebrows. The shots are….intriguing and show a rather considerable bulge. Digital enhancement and airbrushing are a celeb’s best friend. Rumors started to spread that David had a little help from the digital penis enhancement fairy after he sported the bulge below.
Victoria Beckham comes to the defense of her man’s manhood. She assures us that the underwear campaign for Armani is all David.
“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
An exhaust pipe? That is what I will now think of every time I see David. This gives new meaning to tighty-whiteys. Normally the thought of briefs on man also conjures images of some hefty guy sitting on a bean bag eating Doritos in a frat house. I love when my perception is altered in a positive manner.
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