David Beckham’s Penis Size Questioned

The Emporio Armani ad that features David Beckham’s crotch on display has raised a few eyebrows. The shots are….intriguing and show a rather considerable bulge. Digital enhancement and airbrushing are a celeb’s best friend. Rumors started to spread that David had a little help from the digital penis enhancement fairy after he sported the bulge below.

David Beckham’s Penis Size Questioned

Victoria Beckham comes to the defense of her man’s manhood. She assures us that the underwear campaign for Armani is all David.

“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

An exhaust pipe? That is what I will now think of every time I see David. This gives new meaning to tighty-whiteys. Normally the thought of briefs on man also conjures images of some hefty guy sitting on a bean bag eating Doritos in a frat house. I love when my perception is altered in a positive manner.

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The Jellyfisher | In other news… | December 17th, 2007

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Anonymous | March 27th, 2008

I am david beckham and my nodder is a little fella

hkjh | March 30th, 2008

Ok, first of all, the package area houses both the balls and peen. in situations like this one, you have to ask yourself; ” How much of this bulge is peen?”. if you take a closer look, its easy to see that not a whole lot. its mostly just balls.

anonymous | May 18th, 2008

thats just balls. I have no doubt that he has a large penis, just this is NOT enhanced

Ashley | December 10th, 2008

i like his,yummyy

nkjh | January 25th, 2009

you can look and tell its been edited

Anonymous | January 30th, 2009

all he did was play with it a bit, make it bigger, then… snap, there’s the picture, balls aren’t that big either… and what wife would not say her man is huge.. especially a celebrity… that’s a good bitch

Anonymous | June 7th, 2009

First of all its not all that big. Second of all, its pretty much all just balls, I have a friend, no lie, he’s got the biggest balls youll ever see, therefore hes got a huge bulk, you can tell even if hes standing up, and thats just it, that you have a big bulk doesnt mean you have a big one, its mostly just balls.

Anon | July 1st, 2009

You can see that the bottom bit is mostly balls. His penis goes up to his right, towards the top of his leg. I’m sure david has a large penis, but a lot of this IS just balls.

me | July 18th, 2009

it looks like its mainly balls, but unless he had an erection, you wouldn’t see too much penis anyways. When my guy isn’t hard, it’s kinda small, when he hard that monster grows to 8 1/2 nice and thick. What underwear add would want to show a guy with a hard- on.

erin gorsehill | February 14th, 2010

i think its real and im backing it… to do the photo like that you no that you would have to back that and he can all there for england man big it up.

stretford gorsehill | February 14th, 2010

we all beleave in the big man…. who would not want to roll on them balls, play nice girls… i get shy when I see a little willy but no need to be shy with golden balls (lol) no lie my friend said he did it to put the fans at ease… because he gets groped all the time. orrr poor becks at least we no its a mouth full.

Jason Dean | April 11th, 2010

Beckam is packing. In the picture though it does seem to be mainly balls. Besides, even if he is small, that body sure makes up for it.

Not you | September 15th, 2010

To: #10 “me” on July 18, 2009…it is an “ad” not an “add” (as in” addition”).

Renna | September 15th, 2010

THAT’S NOT a penis! It’s OBVIOUSLY his testicles… and by the judge of it, he sure aint Tom Green. :P

demi | October 15th, 2013

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