Criss is one big skank magnet. After spreading his cooties to Britney he is reportedly the reason Pamela filed divorce papers. After just two months of wedded bliss, Rick Salomon and Pam had a huge rumble due to Rick’s jealousy.

Obviously Salomon isn’t an Angel fan and went crazier than a dingo in baby ward when he found out his new wife was spending time with Criss while he was playing some poker. A few days after the fight Pam went and filed for divorce. A friend of the couple says that their relationship wasn’t all roses silicone. This is predicted to be one of many divorce threats. They are like a time bomb that is always ready to explode.

The couple fell in love after Pam paid off her poker debts with nature’s credit card. She admittedly paid off Rick with sexual favors. They then fell in love despite her wariness of men with jealousy issues.

She have broken the cardinal hooker rule as passed down by “Pretty Woman.” No kissing on the mouth Pam. Amateur.

[Post Chronicle]