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Crazy Bitch of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Silent Birth
By Cara | December 31, 2007
I am not sure if these women are crazy or they forgot to wear their foil helmets to protect them from the brainwashing. Jennifer Lopez is going for a silent birth sans any drugs to ease the pain. She is also rumored to be carrying twins. Good luck with that.
“J-Lo, 38, got the idea from pal Katie Holmes, who kept quiet for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby, Suri. A friend said: “Although she knows it will be hard not to scream, she understands why it will be good for the baby to have peace and quiet.”
Jennifer aiming to give birth without making a peep. The Scientologist believe that a room filled with doctors, nurses and support partners talking and giving words of encouragement are a hazard and set back to the infant’s experience. Speaking should be “avoided” by any means. Stress and trauma of the typical birthing experience could hinder their lives. Katie Holmes and Leah Remini have both gone for the silent birth process
Has L. Ron Hubbard ever given birth? Has he ever tried to push an 8 pound roast beef through a Pringles can? He must think these women have a crotch made of steel.
Topics: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Couples, Jennifer Lopez |
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6 Responses to “Crazy Bitch of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Silent Birth”
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December 31st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
[...] Jennifer Lopez to have a “silent birth.” In response, the baby laughed, “Yeah, we’ll see about that.” [Allie is Wired] [...]
December 31st, 2007 at 2:01 pm
good for the baby to have peace and quite? yeah…because the baby won’t be making any noise…wtf!
December 31st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
[...] Jennifer Lopez says she’ll have a silent birth, Tom Cruise nods, smiles, midwives everywhere l… (AllieIsWired) [...]
December 31st, 2007 at 8:30 pm
It wasn’t me that made noise during delivery of my three, it was the loudmouthed nurse yelling at me to “breathe, hold it, push!” Peace and quiet is easily possible! I would rather bring my babies into the world while Marc sang to me….what a voice! “You Sang To Me!” Congratulations, Jennifer!
January 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
Riiiiight! I like to be a fly in those rooms and see how quiet all the moms REALLY are. Without ANY help or drugs. PLEAAAASE! Those dr. hardly spend a minute in there & neither do the nurses unless you ask for something or have a question. That’s in NYC ofcourse.(Dianne)
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 am
As a woman, all I can say is god save us from silly, sheeplike women and their probably just as sheeplike offspring. Just what the world needs right now, more mindless bots.
If this were her religion, as ridiculous as I find the whole thing, I’d probably just keep quiet myself. But to commit to it because your husband became interested in this stupid cult recently just makes me sad to be a woman.
Just wa