Beyonce and her weave of wonder have finally married Jay-Z. The nuptials reportedly happened in Paris in what is said to be a “low key” shindig. I am guessing since there is a condom shortage in Hollywood it will only be a matter of time before she is knocked up and on the cover Vanity Fair.

Super secret weddings are so very en vogue at the moment. Adopting poverty stricken children is so last year. They slipped away to France in effort to elude the paparazzi and media savages that pounce on the site of a ring on a finger. Just as I feel warm and tingly for them reports also surfaced that they had opted for tattoo rings. Let us all collectively slap our foreheads.

Let us pray they are classier than Pam and Tommy Lee and the rumor is just that…a rumor. It wouldn’t be the first time they allegedly wed.

[Metro UK]