I feel as though I have entered a parallel universe. Paul and Rosanna? WTF? It appears McCartney has replaced Heather Mills with more crazy. I really do love all the Arquette family members. They are on my Christmas card list, but they all strike me as the kind of people who have pet squirrels.

Various sightings have put the couple together all over London. They strutted along Kenwood House in Hampstead and were “attached at the hip” at Paul’s home in St. John’s Wood. While the two tried to keep it to themselves, they were spotted together twice in 24 hours. Airing out there budding romance several onlookers described them as horny teenagers.

“The body language said it all – they were almost joined at the hip. Paul looked very flirty. They had a couple of cuddles and a kiss. The sparks were there for everyone to see.”

After their interlude… Rosanna hid in the back of seat of a getaway car before being transferred to a cab to further the stealth slap and tickle. Ooo, it’s like the walk of shame for rich people.

[Fametastic]