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Heather Mills Ups the Crazy Ante and Milks Rats

11/20/2007 by

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Heather Mills is out trying to save her rep by acting like a one legged superhero bent on saving earth by wearing t-shirts with green messages. Her latest idea to save the planet is to drink milk from rats and dogs.

“There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”

During a radio interview she went into a rant on the state of our ecological problems. According to Mills, if we get a heard of rats and start using them for milk instead of cows, we could solve the deforestation issue. She also went on a carbon emission tirade and pushed vegan views. After unleashing her rat farm theory she then hopped into her Mercedes 4×4 to continue her crusade.

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Yes, lets invent tiny machines to milk rats. What a great idea. It doesn’t sound like an invitation for another round of the plague. You know….I bet if you gave her free reign at Burger King she would go crazier than a dingo in a baby ward.

[Daily Mail]

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Topics: Celebrity Divorces, Heather Mills, Wired Gossip
 


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