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‘Wired Meat Scale Report’
By MrsJ | October 20, 2007
Just the other day, I was wondering where Paris Hilton was. I guessed she might have already gone to Rwanda and scared those poor natives straight. Or she might have been busy distributing her used clothing to orphans. Or maybe the crabs had just finally overrun her in a bizaare twist of the old biting the hand that feeds you theorem.
But no, here she is.
Paris is looking classy and elegant as always in this ensemble which appears to be constructed entirely of underwear. The Alice in Wonder What Land headband is a nice touch. It suggests that Paris won’t put out on the first date. Just at first sight.
Source: [Daily Mail]
Topics: Paris Hilton, Wired Fashion, Wired Gossip |
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