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Janice Dickinson Reaches Out to Britney Spears
By Cara | October 29, 2007
Well if this isn’t the high leading the drunk. Janice is convinced that a little TLC and advice from Auntie Janice is all Britney needs. The model wrangler told TMZ, “Britney needs my help.” If you recall her past advice for Brit wasn’t exactly kind or deeply profound.
“I never found him (Kevin) hot at all. But she’s a hick anyway. She needs to get hot again. Stop clomping around in those Malibu flip-flops.”
Yes, Janice. You are a dynamo when it comes to positive press and being classy. Britney is in a place that vodka just isn’t cutting it and she is looking lovingly at a bottle of Tilex, tempted to spike her coke with it. What she needs is an old priest, Gandhi and the Ghost of Christmas past to pay her visit.
Topics: Britney Spears, Janice Dickinson, Wired Gossip |
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