Please God let this be true.

Britney Spears applied for a job today. Yes, she went into an establishment, asked for a job application, filled out said application and dropped it off for the Human Resources Department to review. Sounds like she is on the right track…right? WRONG.

The ‘establishment’ is the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica California. And the position she ‘applied’ for…BARTENDER.

TMZ.com reports:

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”

We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar “serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers … signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis.”

Can someone remind Britney that not only is she worth millions of dollars..but she is supposed to be getting ‘sober’ per a court order? Um..yeah thanks!