By all accounts, I am the only person in the entire universe who is tiring of Dita Von Teese’s schtick.

Ok, so she had sex with Marilyn Manson. Which means she is either very brave or very stupid. I haven’t figured out which yet. I applaud her for fighting the urge to brown herself like a KFC breast. And I like that the only time I see her boobies and cooter is when she wants me to see them and, even then, the tassles make it all very tasteful.

But this high forehead, cinched in waist, claw nails and permanently constipated expression is getting real old, real fast. She’s looking less and less like a wonderfully retro creation, and more like a caricature.

Dita is launching something about being nice to dogs although I presume that doesn’t include being nice to her ex-husband pig dog man.

Source: Daily Mail